The Dictatorship of Pan Turkish Nation is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 285 million Pan Turkish Nationians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 78.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Pan Turkish Nationian economy, worth 8.11 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is 28,472 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Fashion Channel can only be viewed on widescreen TVs, minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament, fruit vendors are encouraging a life of crime in their advertising, and the government is paving paradises to put up parking lots. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pan Turkish Nation's national animal is the wolf.

Pan Turkish Nation is ranked 35,391^st in the world and 43^rd in Kantrias for Safest, scoring 106.98 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.